Have you ever said or done something you knew had irreparable consequences, but said it anyway just because it was funny, because it'd make a good story to tell your friends?

I have, and live my life that way. I've ruined relationships because I say or do the wrong thing, sometimes by accident, sometimes on purpose. I've made others hate me just as much as I hated them. Life's too short to play nice.

When I'm told to "behave," I have to keep my mouth on lock-down lest something inappropriate tumbles out of it.

On this site are my stories that I've told countless times. I call them unrepentant because I don't make excuses for them.

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